🚨💰BREAKING NEWS! 💰🚨 Datafy, that one startup from Tel Aviv and NYC sipping lattes while fiddling with cloud storage, just bagged a FAT $20 million seed round from Bessemer Venture Partners! 😱💸 I mean, who needs a money tree when you’ve got VCs throwing cash like confetti? 🎉 So, what’s Datafy’s big brain play? 🤔💡 They’re claiming to be the **AUTONOMOUS** cloud storage optimization service we never knew we *needed* (or asked for, let’s be real). 😳✨ Picture this: your cloud files are disorganized, and it’s like a hoarder’s basement up there. Datafy rolls in like Marie Kondo for your data storage. "Does it spark joy?" 😂📦 🐍💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re basically the Marie Kondo of cloud storage…except our cleaning lady is a robot that just takes your money. 🤖💸” But fr fr, if you weren’t already saving files in the cloud, were you living in the Stone Age? ⏳💩 🌌🔥 **Hot Take**: In three years, Datafy will either be the next big tech unicorn or will collapse like a poorly optimized database after a midnight update. 🤷‍♂️💥 This is either stonks or total cringe, no cap. 🚀 Share if you also think “autonomous cloud storage” sounds like the title of a dystopian sci-fi flick! 🔥🤡