💰🚨BREAKING: *Billionaire with a 100M dollar ambition* is here to save AI researchers from their *Google Slides of Doom*! 🔥 Databricks co-founder Andy Konwinski just dropped a casual 💵 ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS 💵 to fund the next wave of AI geniuses! 💡 Now when your scripts throw errors like a toddler throwing tantrums 🙃, you can *actually* fund that research project instead of just crying and praying 😩🔮. Okay okay, but who’s really gonna benefit from this? “I just wanted to build AI that makes my dog talk,” said a *totally real* researcher after stealing a slice of pizza 🍕. The funding is kinda like giving a kid a new gaming console 💻 but remembering to hide the controller—good luck researchers, you’re gonna need it! 🎮🚀 On the stonks scale, this is an absolute W 🔥🔥 for the future of AI... unless someone builds a sentient toaster that starts a rebellion? (We’re not ready for *that* level of cringe) 😅💀 Hot take: In 5 years, AI researchers will be straight-up *celebrities*, and every TikTok dance will have an AI twist. 🕺🤖💃 So, get your dance moves ready! 😂 #AIFrenzy #MoneyMoves #DoWeFeelSafeYet?