🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: OPEN SOURCE OR BUST! 🚀💀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Andy Konwinski, the OG co-founder of Databricks, just dropped the hottest take since pineapple on pizza 🚫🍍. He’s saying that if the U.S. doesn’t dive headfirst into open source AI, we might as well pack our bags and let China take the throne! 🏰🇨🇳 Talk about an *existential crisis*—sounds like a new Netflix documentary in the making, amirite? 🎥🤡 “PhD students are low-key vibing with Chinese AI ideas more than ours!” — Andy Konwinski’s inner circle, probably 🤖✨. Like, bro, we get it, but can’t we just install Windows Update for our ideas? 🖥️💾 Meanwhile, over at Silicon Valley, the corporate overlords are like Drake pointing at stonks holding them back from going open source. But their awkward attempts to hold on to *proprietary secrets*? *Cringe* af! 😬📉 So, what’s the spicy prediction? 🤔🔥 In 2 years, the U.S. will either be the open source king 👑 or we’ll be sitting here playing tic-tac-toe against a Chinese super AI! Let’s be real—*this is fine*… right? 💬💔 🤝 Stay woke, tech world. Open source is the way or we’ll get left in the dust… like the floppy disk in your junk drawer! 💾💀