🚨💰 BREAKING: DataBahn just flexed and scored a whopping $17 million to ride the AI wave! That’s right, they’re automating data pipeline management like it’s a TikTok dance trend 💃🔥. Watch out world, here comes the “AI Agents” — basically glorified spreadsheet ninjas! 🤖📈 But let’s talk about the absolute galaxy brain moment 💫 from the investors. 🧐 Forgepoint Capital & crew are out here putting ALL their chips in on “data pipelines” while I’m still trying to locate my lost AirPods! 😵‍💫 And here’s the tea: “We plan to revolutionize data pipeline management,” said a DataBahn developer (probably while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes) ☕🤡. Like, okay, dog, it’s 2023 — how about just managing my chaos first? But fr fr, can we talk about the *vibes*? This is just another bunch of rich folks betting on the future of work while we’re all just trying to not break our laptops every time Excel crashes 😤💔. 🔥💥 Hot take: If DataBahn can’t get my cat’s data pipeline to deliver treats on command, it’s an automatic L. Stonks are gonna dip 🚫📉. #ThisIsFine #DataBahnIsMyNewBestFriend #AIForMyCat✨