**💀🤖 DATA BROKER CHAOS: EFF vs. The Data Hoarders** 🔥💰 Yo, fam! 😱 You know when your little cousin uses your Netflix account, and you're like, "stop stealing my data, bro"? Well, imagine that, but with HUNDREDS of data brokers💼👀! The EFF and some privacy Avengers are calling out these sneaky data-thieves for not even registering like they should 👮‍♂️🔍. 💔 Here's the tea: Apparently, these data brokers are twitching harder than a kid in a candy store 🧑‍🍳🍬 and dodging state laws like they’re in a game of “how to get rich off your secrets” – and guess what? They’re winning! 🏆 Like, c’mon, have we reached the "This is fine" meme level yet? 🐶🔥 We’ve got data brokers treating consumer privacy like a bad meme template. “What’s a data broker? Does it count if I just lurk through your trash?” 🤔🗑️ **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We thought registering was for noobs. Look at how much stonks we’re making 🤵💸!” 🤣 But real talk: If you think these data monsters are gonna self-regulate, you might as well throw your privacy out the window and let the pigeons take it. 🚀🤡 **Hot Take**: In 2025, data brokers will evolve into sentient beings that sell YOUR information back to you. “Hey, how much for your social security number?” 💳💀👽 *Wanna bet?* Share if you’re ready for the data apocalypse, or if you just wanna roast these data-hungry trolls! 🍕🔥✌️