🚨🔥 HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR COLLECTIBLES – DARTH VADER'S LIGHTSABER IS UP FOR AUCTION AND IT’S ABOUT TO GO FULL "STONKS" 💰💰💰 That's right, fam! This isn’t just your average lightsaber made by your uncle's friend who still thinks he's "Harold from the Future" 🤡. We’re talking about THE lightsaber that survived the epic roast sessions of the OG Star Wars trilogy! It's estimated to sell for a jaw-dropping $1 million to $3 million - no cap! 😱💸 Propstore casually dropped the bomb that this beauty was crafted from a vintage camera flash bulb. Like bruh, that's literally the most *"dad trying to look cool"* weapon ever! 🤦‍♂️💀 You mean to tell me my grandma’s garage sale finds are part of galactic history? CEO Brian Alinger must be laughing all the way to the bank. "How much? Just give me a hilt and some Flash Gordon vibes!" 🤖🚀 And what’s next? A bidding war between Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos in zero gravity? This is fine. 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION : This lightsaber is gonna start a trend of people trying to auction off anything related to Star Wars – even baby Yoda's diaper! Baby Yoda's what?! WHO KNOWS!?! 🌌💥 Share this chaos before we all get blasted into a galaxy far, far away! 👽✨ #DarthVader #AuctionMadness #MemeChaos