"Darksiders 4? Bruh, I thought we were still on Darksiders 2! 😂🗓️ #PlotTwist #BingoFail"
🚨🔔 Darksiders 4 is like finding a forgotten sandwich in your fridge… not exactly what you wanted, but hey, it’s there! 🥪💀 Officially unveiled at the THQ Nordic Digital Showcase (which sounds like a fancy tech spa retreat, fr fr), Darksiders 4 is slashing its way onto the scene and honestly, my bingo card is more confused than a cat in a dog park! 🐱🐶💥 But wait, there’s more! We finally have all FOUR Horsemen grinding it out like it’s a Mortal Kombat rager 👊⚔️ — hair flips, dramatic poses, and enemy face-stomping galore! It's like if the Four Horsemen had a band and they played only post-apocalyptic metal! 🤘🤖🔥 This game is gonna be pure “combat, traversal, and puzzle-solving” but it sounds more like a doctoral thesis on “how to emotionally process the apocalypse” 🤯📜🤷♂️. “Don’t worry, it’ll be lore-rich!” says the devs in a questionable Zoom meeting 🤔💬. My bold prediction? Darksiders 4 transforms into a dating sim halfway through, and you’ll be romancing War while figuring out if it’s really a love story or just a tragic “this is fine” scenario. 💔💌🔥 In conclusion, THANK YOU THQ for giving us content to memify for weeks! #Stonks #Darksiders4 #HorsemenRomance 💰🚀