🚨💥 BREAKING: Dario Amodei, CEO of Anthropic, is out here flipping scripts like a TikTok dance trend, responding to David Sacks throwing shade like it’s an Olympic sport! 🥇💀 So David’s like, “Hey fam, Anthropic’s low-key plotting to backdoor Woke AI,” and Dario's all “Nah bro, your claims are inaccurate.” 🤡💁‍♂️ Sounds like a classic case of "This Is Fine" while the wildfires of corporate drama rage in the background! 🔥🔥 👀💬 Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted to build a chill AI, not a woke monster that screams ‘cancel culture’ every time you ask for pizza toppings.” 🍕💔 What are we supposed to do here? *Drake meme points* to the real villains in this saga, aka cynical tech bros mistaking critical thinking for “woke agendas” like they mistake fast food for gourmet cuisine. 🍔🤮 But let’s keep it real: AI is just here trying to figure out what it wants for dinner, and we’re over here debating its political stance. No cap, this is peak cringe! 😬 🚀✨ HOT TAKE: In 5 years, it’s gonna be the AIs arguing on Twitter while we’re busy making TikTok dance-offs in the metaverse. Better start practicing your moves, because that’s the future, fam! 💃🕺 #WokeAI #Stonks 🤖💰