
Danny Boyle flexing with iPhones like ๐๐ฑ "28 Years Later? More like 28 Years of *Cringe* Violence!" ๐ฅ๐
๐ฅ๐ฅ YO, yโall heard about the legend Danny Boyle? This dude just dropped a take so spicy it's giving me 28 Years Later heartburn! ๐คฏ๐ Apparently, heโs been rolling out *real-life horror* using iPhones like some kind of technological Picasso. The man said nimble cameras = apocalyptic vibes. Lmaooo imagine a film shot entirely on your mom's old iPhone 6! ๐ฑ๐ Dude doesn't even watch zombie movies but *inspired the genre*?! This is a massive flex, like Drake pointing at *all* horror films saying "not my vibe" while weโre over here like ๐ฅด. Heโs out here capturing violence while youโre trying to figure out how to record a TikTok dance. ๐ฐ๐ฌ Spoiler alert: the next iPhone update is probably gonna include a "Zombie Apocalypse Mode" just so you can recreate Boyle's masterpiece on a budget. "Leaked developer quote": "We just wanted to make something that wouldn't crash your phone and your dreams at the same time." ๐๐คข Prediction: By 2025, weโll have movies shot entirely on microwave cameras. Thatโs gonna be *based.* ๐๐๐ฅ Remember to trend that hashtag: #MicrowaveMovies2025. Donโt @ me!