🚨🎉 D23 WHAT?! More Like D23D (🤯)! It's 2025, and Disney just caffeinated my eyeballs with announcements that are literally COOKED! 🍳🔥 Here’s the tea on the next binge-fests you’ll pretend to care about when you're really just scrolling TikTok! 🤳💀 ✨ *Toy Story 5* is coming in hot, because apparently, the first four didn’t do enough emotional damage. 🥹 Buzz Lightyear’s about to drop some existential dread like, “what’s my purpose?” 💔 (If that’s not a mid-life crisis, IDK what is. Drake pointing emoji, but like, “no thanks.”) 💥 And hold onto your Infinity Stones, because *Avengers: Doomsday* is here. Yup, they’re officially using the already overused “doom” trope 😵. Rumor has it Thor is just gonna stand there, looking pretty while everyone else does the TWERK of respawning. 🚀 💰 Mufasa's ghost must be rolling in the deep, because Disney is raking in those stonks 💸! A leak from my *totally-not-real* source says, "We're just recycling the same formulas 'til Thanos snaps us back to better ideas." 🤖💀 🤡 Prediction: By 2030, Disney will release a live-action *Toy Story 10* featuring the original cast… as holograms… performing in virtual reality theme parks! This IS fine. 🔥👀 #D23Madness