🚗💨 CHONKY UPDATE ALERT: Cyberpunk 2077 is back from the dead with a spicy new update that *literally* lets you sit back and enjoy the chaos without lifting a finger! 💀🔥 Yup, you heard it here first — I'm talking about the new AutoDrive feature, because why play the game when you can watch your car be a better driver than 90% of humans? 🤖📺 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We contemplated just making a feature where players do nothing at all, but that was too on the nose.” 😭💔 Now you can auto-pilot your way through Night City like, "Drive me, pleb!" and let the car take the wheel.🕹️ And don't sleep on the **VRR** (Variable Refresh Rate for the uninitiated), because who doesn’t love that buttery smooth frame rate while their game crashes every five minutes? 🍩✨ *Cough cough, CDPR, still waiting for the other shoe to drop.* Remember when playing games meant using your thumbs? Cringe! 🤢 We’re living in the *galaxy brain* era of just vibing while our AI overlords handle the dirty work. 🤯 🔥 HOT TAKE: One day, we will be mere passengers in our own lives, just like this game. **Prediction**: In 2030, CDPR will drop a patch that literally turns us into NPCs. Are we ready? Buckle up! 🛡️🚀💰 #Stonks #ThisIsFine