🛑🚨 HOLD UP, FELLOW INTERNET WHIZARDS! 🚨🛑 Did you hear the news? Cybercriminals are out here flexing with their *brand new* tech! They’re sending 100,000 scam texts per hour like they’re Spamming Chads💀📱—and guess what? Your precious wireless carrier is sitting there like “This is fine” ☕🔥 while you get blasted with "You WON a free iPhone!!" text scams. No cap, it’s like a Netflix original: too much drama and completely unrealistic! These villains are using something called “SMS blasters” 🤖🚀 (which sounds like a toy from the 90's, tbh). They trick your phone into thinking it’s a cell tower. Bruh, that’s some *next-level* chaos! Imagine your phone whispering sweet nothings, but it’s just a scammer sliding into your DMs 🥴… **Leaked Dev Quote:** "I was just trying to make a phone call and suddenly I'm getting hit with 100,000 messages saying my Aunt Gertrude needs my credit card details for a cat adoption." - Some dude "dev" who really needs to reinstall his anti-virus. 🔥💰🔥 HOT TAKE: by 2025, we’ll all be wearing tinfoil hats just to dodge these SMS assassins. 🤯 Get ready for the cyber apocalypse, folks, ‘cause if these texts were a stock, they'd be higher than GME on a good day! 🤑 #Stonks #DoomScroll Share this madness or forever hold your peace! 🚨💀