👀💰🎢 Buckle up, coding nerds! Cursor just dropped a funding bomb that’s bigger than your last code review mistake! 🚀💥 This AI coding startup flexed on us all with a STRAIGHT-UP $2.3 BILLION raise, co-led by Accel and Coatue. Like... are they coding the whole stock market to get this cash? Stonks! 📈💸 After hitting us with a $900M Series C slap in June (at a measly $9.9B valuation) they’re now strutting around with their $29.3B cape like, “I’m just getting started!” 🦸‍♀️💪 Our favorite brainiacs from MIT (who probably still have their parents on speed dial) are making it rain while we’re out here trying to debug our spaghetti code! 🍝🤖 Leaked quote from a dev at Cursor: "I told my mom I’m on the winning team at this tech church. Now she's buying all the merch! 😂" In the wild world of tech, this is the equivalent of a glow-up pic after a break-up. So are we excited? YUP. Are we jealous? Big mood. 😭💔 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In 2024, Cursor will be hosting the first-ever Virtual Coding Olympics, where the winner gets a yacht AND a billion-dollar payout! It’s gonna be a vibe like nOoO! 🛥️💸 #CopeAndSeethe, haters! 💩💥