🚨BREAKING: iPad Deals Just Dropped & It's the Wild West of Savings! 📱💰💥 Listen up fam, Apple just pulled out their latest iPads like a magician at a birthday party 🎩✨. The new iPad Pro is available for a cool $899 (11 inches of overpriced joy) while the 13-inch model gives you all the vibes at $1,179. Drake is over here pointing and saying, “Not today, broke boys!” 😂👈💸 You think you can only score deals during major sales events like Black Friday or "shop till you drop" day? 💀 Nah fam, these deals are dropping like it's hot, even when the retail world is chilling with its feet up. 🥵🔥 Keep your eyes peeled for the affordable iPad because THAT'S where the stonks are at, my dude! 📈🤖 Our team of deal-hungry tech wizards at The Verge are practically camping out with tents and snacks in front of major retailers to find you the freshest discounts. ⛺️🍕💼 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We just want to give people a reason to buy more overpriced tablets. Is that too much to ask?” – some guy who just got fired. But here’s the HOT TAKE: iPad sales are going to explode like your uncle's 4th of July fireworks stash 🔥💥😱 and I predict Apple’s next move is to start charging for the Wi-Fi connection. So you better start saving for those data plans, fam! 🚀💥 #iPadBreaksTheBank #AppleGonnaApple