🌪️🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! We’ve got a NEW APT in town, and they’re not your regular run-of-the-mill hackers! Meet the "Curly COMrades" 🤡💻 – the cyber equivalent of an uninvited guest at a party who won't stop asking for your Wi-Fi password! 🥴 📊 These tech-savvy mop tops are hitting up Georgia and Moldova like they just stumbled into a TikTok dance challenge! Their mission? Siphoning off juicy NTDS databases from domain controllers like they’re at an all-you-can-eat buffet! 💰🍗 For those who don’t speak tech, that's like trying to steal ALL the user password hashes—basically the crown jewels of any Windows network! 👑 In the immortal words of a certain meme-loving nerd, “this is fine” 😂 as they doodle their evil plans in the margins of their CS homework. One shady developer was overheard saying, "Curly COMrades are just mad they can’t get into their ex's DMs!" 💀💔 And no cap, while you're busy scrolling through memes, these curly-haired chaos agents are out here like, “Stonks!” 🚀📈 But here's the kicker: I predict this is just the beginning; 2024 might see hackers launching a full-on TikTok dance-off for data. Win the dance, win the data! 💃🕺 🤖🔥 Stay woke, folks. Outer space is hiring these hackers next! 👽✨