🚨👀🚀 BREAKING NEWS: CTEM’s Core is basically the equivalent of trying to drink from a fire hose while doing the cha-cha! 💃🔥💦 So, here’s the tea ☕️: Cybersecurity folks are drowning in alerts, and let me tell you, it looks like a bad Tinder date gone wrong. “Swipe left” on all the chaos, amirite? 😅💔 Every day they’re bombarded with a tsunami of “Patch this” and “Investigate that,” so ironic they should just submit it to Netflix as a tragicomedy series. 🤡 Leaked Developer Quote: “Frankly, I thought we were coding a cybersecurity system; turns out we’re just creating a modern-day equivalent of Whack-a-Mole.” – Misty, Chief of Frustrations 🍄💀 Meanwhile, companies are investing mad stacks 💰 into these security tools, only to end up with a system that’s as effective as a rubber band on a cannonball. The security team: “This is fine.” 🔥😩 🚨 Hot Take Alert! 🚨 In 2024, the only thing more resilient than cybersecurity failures will be the meme stocks! Stonks are going to moon while your firewall eats dirt. 🌕💸 BRB while I prepare my application for becoming a meme-based cybersecurity consultant! 🤖💼🤪