🚨🌟 Hold onto your NFTs, fam! The House GOP is throwing a straight-up CRYPTO WEEK party from July 14-18, and it’s about to be wilder than a dogecoin to the moon! 🚀💰 They’re rolling out the red carpet for the awaited GENIUS Act (yes, you read that right) 🤓. It’s time for the Senate to show us how “smart” they really are. Imagine them trying to decipher a blockchain while sipping on artisanal coffee. ☕️✨ Cue the *Drake pointing* at stablecoins and markets like, “We see you, trying to regulate this mess!” 😂🤦‍♂️ Sidebar: are they still trying to figure out what CBDC means? Sounds like they’re just raiding the fridge for crypto snacks 🍔💀. 🎤 "Yo, one of the aides just texted me: 'This is gonna be a HUGE win for our fam!'" - imaginary GOP dev 😬🤖 But let's be real: who wants regulations when you can meme your way through financial chaos? 🤪🔥 Prediction: By the end of Crypto Week, we’ll have a *new* form of currency… Collectible pizza slices on the blockchain! 🍕💸 #pizzaToTheMoon #GOPGoesCrypto So slap that like button harder than Congress slaps regulations! 🔥🔥💥