🚨💰🚀BREAKING: GEMINI JUST BLEW UP LIKE MY THUMB THROUGH MY PHONE SCREEN DURING A GAME!! 💥💥💥 So, our emo crypto children, Gemini just pulled a major sneaky! They raised $425M in their IPO like they’re flipping burgers at the Moon McDonald's. 🍔✨ 15.2M shares 🤑✨ were sold at a glorious $28 each - no cap! They were marketing it like they were the hot new iPhone at $24-$26, but fr fr, they’re just pulling a #Stonks meme here. 📈💸 Imagine 15.2M investors with diamond hands screaming “WE DID IT!!!” while Elon’s busy tweeting about Dogecoin to the moon. 🚀💎 #HODL, amirite? 👀💀 And get this: A "leaked" conversation from some crypto bro: 🔊 "I told them to price it lower! Now we’re like, just a bit above ‘this is fine’ meme levels!” 😂🍵 But honestly, knowing crypto, they’ll probably drop quicker than my WiFi connection during a Zoom call. 📉💔 Hot take: By 2025, Gemini will be offering “Gemini NFTs” of each stock sold in this IPO, and people will be buying them like they’re the last pack of toilet paper during a pandemic! 🧻🔥💀 Who’s ready to ride this meme train? Choo-choo! 🚂✨ #GeminiToTheMoon