"Crypto exchanges flexin' 😂💸 4 days for $TRUMP? Other meme coins took 129 days! Cope or seethe? 😤💀"
🌟🚨 BREAKING NEWS from the CryptoCram Down! 🚨🌟 So, apparently, what takes most meme coins 129 days to do—like your ex's response to your texts—is now getting the ol' speedy treatment with $TRUMP, listing in a shocking FOUR DAYS! 🤯💰 I mean, if that isn’t the cringiest crypto flex ever, I don’t know what is! Coinbase out here talking about “rigorous vetting” like it’s high school prom, meanwhile handing out listings like they’re Pokémon cards. 🎴🤡 “Gotta catch ‘em all!” Oh wait, that’s just the wallet draining on repeat…💸💀 Some leaked quotes from the Coinbase devs are something like: > "Yeah, we kinda just googled meme coins and saw Trump trending. The vetting? Uh, we just Googled ‘how to list a coin’ and went with it. No cap." This is fine... 🔥🔥🔥 I mean, Drake pointing at IRS audits when your crypto goes brrrrr and the SEC is snoozing: - $TRUMP: *Quick flip* 🚀 - Other Meme Coins: *Wah wah wah* 🥴 Hot take? By 2025, our wallets will have chips implanted, and instead of cash, we’ll be trading memes like it’s a stock market crash: "APES STRONG TOGETHER!" 🦍💥 Don't sleep on this, this is meme history in the making! #FOMO #BTCtoMemeCoin 🚀💖