🎉💰 Crypto Cringe Alert: Y’all ever seen a group of blockchain bros try to diversify their portfolios? Well, they just went FULL MAGA! 🤡🔥 According to the SEC (aka Sorry Everyone’s Confused), the crypto industry just *dropped* over $26 million on Trump's super PAC, MAGA Inc. 😳💸 That’s more cash than I’ve seen in my bank account since my last PayPal transaction for overpriced ramen! 🍜💔 In a shocker that has everybody’s “this is fine” memes on standby, Blockchain.com flexed a cool $5 million for the Trump train 🚂💨, while the OGs, Marc Andreessen and Ben Horowitz, dropped $3 mil like it's their Netflix subscription. (Sorry bros, but those are some roasty-toasty investments! 🔥🥴) Developer quote leaked: “We thought it was ‘buy low, sell high,’ not ‘donate low, cling tight’ 😂🔗” But honestly, what's next? Will they start using Ethereum for political ad buys? "WAGMI: We're All Gonna MAGA It"?! 🚀💀💥 So grab your popcorn 🍿 ‘cause this political drama just became the most chaotic crypto soap opera EVER. And brace yourselves: I predict we’ll soon see crypto-themed MAGA hats - "Make Crypto Great Again" - hitting the shelves by Q2. 👀💥💎🤑 #Stonks #Seethe #GallopingChaos