🚨🔈 BREAKING NEWS: Samourai Wallet Founders Caught in $200M💰💀 Crime Wave! 🚀🥴 Listen up, homies! It’s like the “This is Fine” meme, but instead of a dog in a burning room, it’s two dudes in matching hoodies chillin' with $200 MILLION worth of dirty dough! 🤡😂 If that doesn't scream *“collecting criminal proceeds”* like your uncle at a family reunion, I don't know what does! So, the big brain geniuses behind Samourai Wallet (yes, the same wallet that made money laundering the new hot trend) have pleaded guilty. Like bro, you had ONE JOB! 🤦‍♂️💼 Let’s be real, operating a money transmitting business that makes Joker-level chaos, and then getting caught? That's about as cringe as a dad dance at a wedding! And in the leaked Zoom call that I 100% didn't eavesdrop on, one founder reportedly said, "We thought it was just a rollercoaster ride, not a jail sentence!" 🌀👮‍♂️ So what’s next? I predict the dark web will launch a Samourai Wallet 2.0, but by then they'll just be accepting payment in *actual shovels* to dig their way out of prison! 🔥🪙💀 WHO'S READY FOR THE CRIME 2.0?! Stonks! 📈 #CryptoConspiracy #MemeEconomy #SamouraiGoesToJail