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Crypto bro to deca-billionaire in 3 months? 😂💰💀 Someone tell me his life hack! #NoCap #RichCrew 🚀

June 26, 2025
about 2 months ago
TechCrunch
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🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Once a dusty crypto-mining bro, now a DECA-BILLIONAIRE in 3 months—talk about climbing the corporate ladder faster than a cat meme goes viral! 😂🤡 Meet the CEO of CoreWeave, who turned those GPU farms into golden eggs ’cause apparently, he thought mining coins would lead to mining dollars! Like, “What’s next, bro? NFT artwork of your yacht?” 🛥️💀 THIS IS FINE! Meanwhile, investors are throwing money at CoreWeave like they’re at a Taylor Swift concert—each announcement gets louder and wilder! 📈 STONKS GO BRRR! I mean, who wouldn’t want to pump money into a company that makes AI run faster than mom's WiFi when the Netflix show drops? 🤖💨 “Bro, I literally just told my investor this is based on ‘insatiable need for more’—now they're throwing cash like it’s confetti at a TikTok party. It’s either that or the next hot ASMR trend!” said an imaginary developer while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕✨ 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of 2025, CoreWeave will drop a new “Crypto-AI” line that literally mines crypto *and* generates AI art of cats riding rockets and then sells it for 10X gains!🌌🚀 #MemeMarketMadness Share this before it gets even crazier, fam! 🥳📲💥

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