🚨💰🧩 BREAKING NEWS from the Crypto Underworld! 🧩💰🚨 So, your boy William Lonergan Hill, co-founder of the infamous Samourai Wallet, just got hit with a FOUR-YEAR VACAY at "Club Felon" for laundering over $200 MILLION in dirty crypto coins. 💸💀 RIP to your crypto dreams, buddy! This isn't just a slap on the wrist; this is a whole padded room! 🤪🛏️ 🔥 In 2020, lil’ Billy thought he was pulling off a master heist, but instead, it’s looking real sus now. Like, why did he think laundering was still a vibe?💅 No cap, even the judge looked like they wanted to hit the “nope” button harder than Drake on a bad Tinder date. 🚫❤️‍🔥 💬 “I thought washing bitcoin was just a part of the crypto lifestyle,” said William (or at least what we imagine he said while we meme’d his life away). 🤖🚀 👀 Meanwhile, the crypto market’s just vibing, like “this is fine” 😅 while the stonks plummet into the abyss. 📉 Here’s the tea: If you thought washing $200M in crypto was a flex, you might just be the universe's biggest cringe. 🚀🌌 🔥 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll all just be using psychic wallets to teleport our cash directly into space—because why pay for gas when you can pay for *galactic vibes*?! 💫🤡💸 #CryptoChaos #FreeBillyOrNah