🚨💰 CRV's latest move: the ultimate glow-down! 💩🔥 Venture firm CRV just copped a whopping $750 MILLION for their 20th flagship fund, but wait—hold the stonks! 📉 They’ve decided to downsize from their previous $1 BILLION flex because, honestly, who needs that much cash when you can have a quarter of it? Am I right, fam? 🤡😜 People be out here like, “This is fine.” 🔥💧 Meanwhile, CRV is straight up giving off **Drake pointing meme** vibes—stoked about the cash but also realizing they stole the bread from the late-stage funding kids’ lunch table. 🍔💀 Leaked developer quote: “We thought it was a growth fund, but turns out it’s just our retirement party funding. Honestly, I'm not even mad.” 😩🤖 CRV downsizing might just be the *new* flex. Imagine using half your cash to raise more funding and then bragging about how *small* your new fund is. Big Brain Energy, I guess. 🤯✨ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, venture firms will start using *bake sales* as their primary fundraising strategy. “Do you want to invest or just eat our cookies?” 🥳🍪 #InvestInCookies