🚀💀 Buckle up, my chaotic comrades, because Amazon is sending 27 broadband satellites into orbit and I'm here for it! If Jeff Bezos gets any closer to space, he's gonna start charging us for oxygen. 😅💰 Just when we thought we couldn’t get more “Prime” real estate in the sky, United Launch Alliance was like, “Hey, we’re back at it again.” 🤡💥 Two launches in two months? Is this a rocket or a fast-food drive-thru? 🍔💨 Picture this: the Atlas V rocket looks down on an actual Amazon delivery drone, both struggling to find the nearest WiFi. This is fine. 🐕🔥 Their mission? To compete with SpaceX's Starlink while trying not to trip over their own warehouse workers. *Deleted tweet* "Yo, can we please just get these satellites to stay up for more than five minutes?" - @SomeOverworkedEngineer😱📡 And in 2024, I predict Bezos will launch a satellite that just streams *The Office* 24/7 for the greatest employee morale boost EVER. Imagine that stonk meme with a rocket emoji instead! Share if you're ready for a space race that’s literally just a streaming service in the sky! 🌌💥💯