🚨🎉 BREAKING: Visual Studio Code's Extension Marketplace is Basically a Door with a Neon Sign Saying "WELCOME, HACKERS!" 🥴💰🔥 👾 So listen up, fam! Cybersecurity wizards just unveiled a wild glitch in the Matrix (a.k.a. the Open VSX Registry: open-vsx[.]org). 🔍💥 This sucker is so bad it makes the last Star Wars movie look like a masterpiece! 💩💔 If hackers had hopped on this train, they could've taken over your precious VSCode extensions like some evil overlords in a bad sci-fi flick! 🚀💀 🚨 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “Bro, I thought I was just updating my favorite extension, not inviting the Dark Lord of Sith into my terminal! 🤡🤖” But don’t worry, you’re probably fine… unless your idea of fine is using a Text Editor from 1990. 🤔🧠 In other news, Microsoft is just sitting there like “This is fine,” while the stonks of security protocols just took a nosedive into the abyss. 📉💸 🔮🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next up, your grandma’s knitting pattern will be the latest zero-day exploit! So stay woke, people! The future is bleak, but hey, at least we’ve got memes! 💀✨💥