"CRISPR just said 'edit my genes, not my vibes' 💅✨ Mosquitos are shook, malaria who? 😂💀 #ScienceSlay"
🚨💥Meme Alert: Mosquitos Are Going Extinct!🦟👊💥 Okay fam, gather ‘round because CRISPR just dropped the hottest collab since Batman and Robin! 🦸♂️💥 Scientists from UC San Diego, Johns Hopkins, and UC Berkeley are throwing mosquitoes into the gene-editing blender, and BOOM 💣—we might just be on the path to NO MORE MALARIA! 😱👌 Legend has it 🧙♂️ that with a microscopic flick of their CRISPR wand, these geniuses are editing ONE single amino acid (like the mosquito was just a bug in a program 🤖💻) to make them less contagious than that one dude at the party who won’t stop talking about blockchain. 🥴 #Cringe Imagine this, fam: genetically modified mosquitoes buzzing around like, “Sorry fam, can’t spread malaria anymore, I hit the gym and got fit!” 🏋️♂️💪 Meanwhile, actual mosquitoes are out here like, “Seethe… cope… we can’t do this anymore!” 😭🔥 And before you ask, yes, they still bite. They’re just like me at the buffet—annoying but harmless. 🍕🤷♂️ So mark your calendars, because I predict by 2030, mosquitoes will be like those extinct dino memes we all love 💀🦕—except instead of Jurassic Park, we’ll be vibing in *Malaria-Free Park*. Let the TikTok dances commence, because the mosquitoes forgot their moves! 🚀🕺💰