🚨🔒💀 WELCOME TO THE GLOOMY TUESDAY OF TECH NEWS! 🔒🚨 👀 So apparently, there’s a bunch of digital hoodlums out there stealing credentials like it’s an *end-of-year clearance sale* at Best Buy. Can I get a stonks meme for that? 📉💸 Meet the gang: AllaKore RAT, PureRAT, and Hijack Loader—sounds like a hip-hop trio you’d find on TikTok! 🎤✨ These cyber criminals, known as Greedy Sponge (yes, they sound like a rejected Mario character), have been haunting Mexican organizations since 2021. 🚀💀 They’re like that friend who suddenly shows up for the party, but they only want the drinks and to swipe your wallet. No cap, it’s a remote access fiesta for these villains. 🥳 🔍 Arctic Wolf Labs say they’re going after ALL the sectors like a kid in a candy store—retail, finance, you name it! 💰🍬 This is fine, right? 😂 🎧 *"Just did my morning dip and grabbed credentials like I’m collecting Pokémon cards,"* said a *totally-real* developer. Meanwhile, your bank account is screaming in terror. 💔😱 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Within the next year, Greedy Sponge will officially launch its *"SpongeCoin"*—the only currency that loses value faster than your will to live while crypto trading. 🚀💩 Share this chaos, or you might just be the next target! #StaySafe #PSA 🤡🤖