🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS: Creatio's new 8.3 Twin CRM update just drop-kicked Salesforce into the sun! 🌞💀 You know what they say: “If you can’t beat ’em, make sure they can’t complain about AI👾.” Creatio’s like that overzealous friend at a party who yells “I’m not just a feature, I’m a lifestyle!” 😂💅 But fr fr, these folks ain’t just sipping their own Kool-Aid—nah, they’ve turned "AI as an add-on" into “AI is our new personality, DEAL WITH IT” 💁‍♂️🔥. Next up they’ll be throwing a “Regulatory Compliance with a Side of Chaos” party because let’s be real, what’s scarier than a CRM that’s got your back AND a compliance document ready to ghost you? 😱👻 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We don’t think of ourselves as just a CRM. We’re basically the universe’s way of saying, ‘Y’all need some organization with a side of conformity!’” - Chad, Dev Extraordinaire. So what does this mean? Buckle up, because Salesforce's customer service is about to be more turbulent than a beginner flying a Cessna! Next stop: Galactic CRM wars, where only the most innovative—and meme-worthy—survive! 😂🌌💥 #StonksInSpace #SalesforceWho? Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be managing our AIs in a metaverse where compliance is the new currency. 💰👀 Prepare your wallets and your sanity, fam!