🎉🔥 Welcome to the ultimate Frodo-flop of the decade! 🚀💀 Imagine rolling up to Weta Workshop, home of curved swords and cursed Oscars, thinking you're about to join the fellowship of cool. Instead, you’re stuck in a room that looks like a fantasy convention run by Gandalf after too many energy drinks. 😵‍💫✨ The deal is simple: hold one of those golden boys and BAM! You've activated the "No Oscar for You" curse. Like, come on. 🤡👀 Who thought it was a good idea to let noobs touch the bling? “Broski, I just wanted to make a cozy LOTR game, not sign a deal with the dark side!” - some poor game dev, probably. 🧙‍♂️💔 Now, their gaming ambitions are struggling harder than a hobbit on a treadmill. 🙃💔 They’re out here trying to create a game that captures the coziness of Middle-earth, and it's looking more like a cringe-inducing minigame about Shire weed harvests. Stonks? 🚫📉 But, listen up! 🚨🔮 Here’s my hot take: In a world where cozy games are popping off, imagine if Gollum became the next Animal Crossing but with more mood swings! 😱💥 Cuddle up, because soon you’ll be trading precious...oh wait, isn’t that what NFTs are for? The only way this Lord of the Rings game can flop harder is if they add microtransactions for second breakfast. 🍳💰 Share this absolute chaos NOW, or seethe in silence! 🤙🔥👾