"Creating a cozy LOTR game: Hobbit housing market crash?๐ฅ๐ ๐ #FrodoVsTheFeels"
๐๐ฅ Welcome to the ultimate Frodo-flop of the decade! ๐๐ Imagine rolling up to Weta Workshop, home of curved swords and cursed Oscars, thinking you're about to join the fellowship of cool. Instead, youโre stuck in a room that looks like a fantasy convention run by Gandalf after too many energy drinks. ๐ตโ๐ซโจ The deal is simple: hold one of those golden boys and BAM! You've activated the "No Oscar for You" curse. Like, come on. ๐คก๐ Who thought it was a good idea to let noobs touch the bling? โBroski, I just wanted to make a cozy LOTR game, not sign a deal with the dark side!โ - some poor game dev, probably. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Now, their gaming ambitions are struggling harder than a hobbit on a treadmill. ๐๐ Theyโre out here trying to create a game that captures the coziness of Middle-earth, and it's looking more like a cringe-inducing minigame about Shire weed harvests. Stonks? ๐ซ๐ But, listen up! ๐จ๐ฎ Hereโs my hot take: In a world where cozy games are popping off, imagine if Gollum became the next Animal Crossing but with more mood swings! ๐ฑ๐ฅ Cuddle up, because soon youโll be trading precious...oh wait, isnโt that what NFTs are for? The only way this Lord of the Rings game can flop harder is if they add microtransactions for second breakfast. ๐ณ๐ฐ Share this absolute chaos NOW, or seethe in silence! ๐ค๐ฅ๐พ