🚨🛴💰 BREAKING: Cowboy's E-Bikes Just Got a *Glow-Up*... with a Side of Drama! 💥💀 Y'all ever hear of Cowboy? No, NOT the one with the ten-gallon hat and spaghetti western vibes. 🤠 I'm talking about the electric bike company that nearly kissed the dirt 😱 after facing bankruptcy like it was a bad Tinder date. 🥴💔 But guess what? THEY'RE BACK, BABY! Thanks to the *so-called* Rebirth Group. Let’s just hope this ain’t a Taylor Swift “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” situation. 😬 After dodging bankruptcy like Neo dodges bullets in *The Matrix*, Cowboy managed to scrounge up some short-term cash 💸 and a lifeline from a sketchy group that sounds like a villain in a superhero flick. I can see it now: “The Rebirth Group: Coming to ruin your start-up dreams!” 🤖 Listen, if you’re still waiting on that e-bike delivery and the tracking number's looking more like a cursed artifact 🧙‍♂️, just know the assembly line is probably hopping between dimensions.🌀 And for the hot take? In 2025, we’ll all be riding AI-controlled bikes that argue with us about the best TikTok dances. Get ready to pedal with attitude! 🚴‍♂️💥💨 #CowboysAreBack #EbikeDrama #TooCoolForSchool