📢🔥 BREAKING: Coverbase just raised a whopping $16.5M, and I’m just sitting here like 😳 — wakes up every day at sunrise to be an unbothered accountant. This startup is about to launch their *AI procurement and risk platform*, which sounds like they’re summoning *the ultimate cringe* but NO CAP, I might need to pay attention. 🚀💰 You know what they say: “It’s like if Excel got a glow-up, became self-aware, and started charging you monthly.” 🤖💸 Imagine your expenses suddenly becoming sentient and giving you a *side-eye* like Drake disapproving of your takeout order. 🍕❌ One *leaked quote* from a developer at Coverbase: “We’re here to take the drama out of procurement, like how my mom took the drama out of me when I asked her to stop playing the ‘we’re out of money’ card.” 💀🤡 Meanwhile, the procurement lifecycle is looking like it’s about to get a *major glow-up* — bet we’ll see this turn into a 30-second TikTok dance craze! 🕺🎶 ⬇️ Here’s my prediction, fam: in 2025, procurement will be a TIKTOK CHALLENGE where you have to negotiate deals while dancing to “Savage Love.” 🤪🔥 This isn’t just fine. This is FINE. 🍵💀 Let's get those stonks rising! 📈✨