
"Coveo drops truth bomb 💣: Employees wanna date AI but it's a total catfish situation 😩🔥 #FrustrationNation"
🚨📊 *BREAKING: AI's *Getting Us Hype* But It's Just a 🤡 Clown Fiesta!* 📊🚨 So… Coveo just dropped their *Employee Experience Relevance Report* 🔥, and guess what, fam? Work STILL feels like running on a hamster wheel while being pelted with stale bagels! 🐹🥯 Instead of *finally* being able to vibe with our AI homies, we’re STILL knee-deep in spreadsheets and second-guessing if that AI answer is from the prophet 🤖 or just a sentient toaster 🥴. Employee interest in AI? *High.* 🚀 Employee frustration? *Higher than Elon’s rockets!* 💰 So basically, it’s like sitting in a Tesla and realizing you're still trapped in traffic — *this is fine* 🐶🔥. And let’s not forget the imaginary tech dev meeting where some dude named Chad was like: “Bro, you told me AI would save time, not become my new boss! 🤦♂️” In conclusion: AI is the new *cringe* 😬 and everyone’s just here to cope and seethe. #NoCap - The only thing rising faster than AI's hype is that stress level at your 9-5! 🔮 *Hot take:* By 2025, workers will be so done with AI that we’ll start employing actual dogs as office managers 🐕. #Stonks 🚀