🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 In a plot twist that can only be described as “Netflix documentary material,” influencer couple Matt Armato and Beau Ciolino (the power duo of Probably This) just dropped a breakup video and then hit DELETE quicker than my ex ghosting me after date two! 🤡💀💔 Picture this: they go all in, spilling relationship tea like it’s the Boston Harbor during a keg party. ☕💥 And then—like a bad Magic Mike sequel—they vanish! Poof! Gone! Just like my hopes for love! 👻💔 Imagine the conversation behind closed doors: Matt: “Bro, should we really post this?” Beau: “Let’s just go for it. It’s either gonna be iconic or cringe. No cap.” Matt: “Or both… we might become meme legends!” 🤖🔥 Cue Drake pointing at the chaos: “Alright, boys! But y’all know the stonks are gonna drop after this! 📉💰” And let’s be real, this drama is more polyamorous than my Tinder matches – fr fr 🚀💞 My hot take? They’ll be back together before the weekend, streaming a new “get back together” video, but with a twist—OUT OF FOCUS for the "artsy" effect. 🎥🤪 **Stay tuned: Next week, Matt adopts a cat named “Closure.”** 😼💥