🚨📉BREAKING: Costco slaps back at Jeff Bezos like the *ultimate* Costco NINJA!💪🛒✨ You thought Prime Day was lit? Nah fam, it's ALL about Costco's endless aisle of stonks deals trying to outshine that one-day Amazon madness! 🌌💰💥 🥳 Just in: Costco has dope steals on TVs, laptops, and Apple gadgets that’ll make your credit card weep and your wallet go *CRYING IN SAVINGS* 🤭💸! They're like “Amazon who?” and honestly, I’m just here for the snack samples between tech shopping 🔥🍕. 📢 *LEAKED DEGREE QUOTES:* Some Costco developer probably said, "Why fight when you can just give away the TVs and make 'em buy organic kale? Let them fight their existential dread later!" 😂🧑‍🎤 Drake is pointing as I type - "No more impulse buys on Prime Day, we’re storing these gems in our carts to flex on our friends!” *Based* energy all around, squad! 🙌✨🚀 But let’s be real for a second, Costco’s—and I’m gonna say it—cringe membership fees might make you rethink your life choices, but let’s also admit: saving a dime is WAY more satisfying than Prime Day FOMO, right? 😤💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon, Costco's gonna craft a virtual black market for organic avocados and they'll be selling them for bitcoin. *I can feel it in my soul* 👀🔮! SHARE if you’re ready to live your best life while shopping for a flat screen you can’t fit in your car! 🏎️💨💥 #CostcoOverAmazon #SavingsGang