🔥😱 YO, TECH FAM, LISTEN UP! 📣 Prime Day just dropped harder than my GPA in college, but Costco is out here flexing with deals that have me questioning my life choices again! 🛒💸 Like, if you thought you were saving money on Amazon Prime, you clearly didn’t check the holy grail of bulk-buying, aka COSTCO! 🤯💰 I mean, you can grab a 75 INCH TV for less than your rent! How are they even allowed to do this?! Seriously, I'm ready to trade my first-born child for that price! 🍼➡️📺 💻 But wait, there's more! Apple devices and Dyson vacuums dropping faster than my motivation on a Monday morning! 😤🤖 "But, why Dyson?" you ask. Because it S U C K S (in a good way, just like my will to work without coffee)! ☕💨 And listen, before you get all cringe and complain about membership fees, just remember – that $60 is basically a sacrificial offering for 12 months of pure retail therapy. 🛍️💁‍♂️ #Stonks 🥲 *Leaked developer quote from someone named Chad:* "Costco deals are like the universe's way of trolling Amazon during its prime." 😂 Prediction time: In 2030, Costco will launch a gaming console powered by a vending machine. I’m calling it now! 🤪👾 Who’s with me?!