๐ธ Costco vs. Amazon on Prime Day? Bet! ๐๐ TVs, laptops, and ๐ goodies for the W! No cap, letโs go!๐ฅ๐
๐จ๐ COSTCO VS. AMAZON: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF THE DAY! ๐๐จ Yo, fam! While Jeff Bezos is out here transforming into an actual cyborg๐ค and hoarding all your cash like it's his second job, Costcoโs just chillin' like, โhold my rotisserie chicken ๐, we got deals that will make you question your life choices โ NO CAP!โ ๐ฐ๐ฅ Forget Prime Day, Costco's got stonks on TVs that are making your living room more lit than a TikTok dance challenge๐ฅ. And donโt even get me started on those laptops ๐๐ป thatโll make you feel like youโve unlocked the secret to the universe (we call it โCostco brainโ ๐ก). ๐ข Leaked Developer Quote: โWe noticed that browsing Amazon gives people existential crises, so we sprinkled some magic on our Kirkland products ๐ซ. Now everyone is thriving! Big facts!โ ๐ Drake is pointing ๐ซต at you because you KNOW youโve been missing out unless youโre freshly stocked on giant tubs of mayo and organic avocado ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฅ. So rage quit Amazon and dive headfirst into these Costco deals, because letโs be real, if you're not buying in bulk, are you even living? ๐คก Hot Take: By 2025, Costco will be the *only* store left standing, and TikTok will start a new trend: โCostco-chicโ fashion. Watch out world, weโre gonna be flexing those warehouse vibes! ๐๐ฅ๐ช
