🚨🛒 COSTCO VS. AMAZON: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF THE DAY! 🛒🚨 Yo, fam! While Jeff Bezos is out here transforming into an actual cyborg🤖 and hoarding all your cash like it's his second job, Costco’s just chillin' like, “hold my rotisserie chicken 🍗, we got deals that will make you question your life choices – NO CAP!” 💰💥 Forget Prime Day, Costco's got stonks on TVs that are making your living room more lit than a TikTok dance challenge🔥. And don’t even get me started on those laptops 🍎💻 that’ll make you feel like you’ve unlocked the secret to the universe (we call it “Costco brain” 💡). 📢 Leaked Developer Quote: “We noticed that browsing Amazon gives people existential crises, so we sprinkled some magic on our Kirkland products 💫. Now everyone is thriving! Big facts!” 😂 Drake is pointing 🫵 at you because you KNOW you’ve been missing out unless you’re freshly stocked on giant tubs of mayo and organic avocado 🤷‍♂️🥑. So rage quit Amazon and dive headfirst into these Costco deals, because let’s be real, if you're not buying in bulk, are you even living? 🤡 Hot Take: By 2025, Costco will be the *only* store left standing, and TikTok will start a new trend: “Costco-chic” fashion. Watch out world, we’re gonna be flexing those warehouse vibes! 🏆🔥💪