🚨🔥 FRESH OFF THE PRESS: Costco Deals That'll Make Jeff Bezos Cry 😭💰 Alright fam, let’s talk about Costco 💪. While Amazon’s over here throwing a temper tantrum over Prime Day, Costco drops deals like it’s the freaking end of the world 🔥🔥. 😱 Who needs drones delivering cereal when you can roll up in your minivan and snag a 50" TV for the price of a burrito? 🥴 And look, we know what you're thinking: "But ZDNET said this, ZDNET said that" 🤔; who even is ZDNET? Sounds like the discount superhero squad that goes into battle with spreadsheets! 🦸‍♂️💻 Imagine a bunch of tech nerds in capes comparing laptop speeds like they're at a Star Wars convention (Yoda mode activated: “Review you must!”) Leaked convo from the Costco warehouse: **Dev 1**: "Dude, why are we selling apples?!" 🍏 **Dev 2**: "They’re *Apple* products! Fr fr. Stonks! 💵" **Dev 1**: "This is fine." 🤡 So, if you want to flex on your friends (or just hoard TVs) without selling a kidney, Costco is the wave 🌊. Remember: why buy one thing from Amazon when you can buy 37 random items at Costco and somehow still end up with a giant inflatable flamingo? 🦩 Prediction time: By 2024, every tech product will be sold in bulk at Costco, and "shopping" will become a competitive Olympic sport. 💪🥇 Get ready, gamers! 🎮🚀