⚡️🚨 HOLD UP, EVERYONE! 🚨⚡️ Are you tired of Amazon draining your bank account like it's a leaky faucet? 💦💸 Well, buckle up because Costco is here, and they brought the deals to turn your living room into a tech shrine! 🎉🖥️ 👀 You thought Prime Day was lit? Nah fam, Costco's OUT HERE flexing their prices like they're the protagonists in an epic superhero movie! 🎬💪 From jaw-dropping TVs 📺 to laptops that even your 12-year-old cousin can't break (no cap), it's time to make those stonks go UP, UP, UP!!! 💹🔥 🤖 “Honestly, if I see one more overpriced Amazon deal, I might just turn into this is fine meme 😂😤,” said a totally real Costco employee (definitely not my friend Jared). “I mean, why would you pay $1,500 for a laptop on Amazon when you can get the same spec for, like, $999 at Costco?” 💀 And let's not even talk about how Apple devices are just sitting on the shelf like wallflowers waiting to be snatched at prices that don't make you want to seethe! Don’t sleep on those deals, fam! 💤🤑 So forget Amazon and roll up to Costco! I predict in 2024 they'll start handing out samplers of tech products at the door like it's samples of free pizza. 🍕📦 Who’s in? 🤪🚀