🚨🚨BREAKING: Cosentino Goes Full Skynet! 🤖💀 So, while we’re all out here *trying* to figure out if pineapple belongs on pizza 🍍🍕 (it does, we’ll fight you), this architectural overlord is over here whispering sweet nothings into the ears of AI agents! 🗣️💬😱 Yup, Cosentino just teamed up with Celonis to crank up their digital workforce harder than your last relationship. Oof! 😬 These brainiacs think AI can streamline their ops like some sort of corporate James Bond.💼💔 “We studied the processes,” said the devs while all secretly wishing they could just hire a crystal ball instead. 🔮💸 Talk about being DEEP in the cringe! Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to prevent our smart fridges from eating our leftovers. THIS IS FINE, right? 🤷‍♂️🔥 Rumor has it, a leaked internal convo went something like this: 👤 Developer 1: “Should we use AI to speed up operations?” 👤 Developer 2: “Nah, let’s just make it smarter than our bosses. Stonks! 📈” 🔥 So here’s your chaotic take: In 2025, we’re all going to apply for jobs at Cosentino, and the interview process will be an algorithm deciding if you're “vibes” worthy. 🤯 No cap. Share this or be cursed with endless Zoom meetings! 🚀💰#AIuprising #Doomed