🚨🎉 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! 🚨💥 Are you ready for the corporate Hunger Games? Because AI just took the stage and now it’s *this is fine* meme levels of chaos in the job market! 🔥💼 In a wild twist, Anthropic’s CEO Dario Amodei just dropped a truth bomb 💣💀, predicting that HALF of entry-level jobs are about to go *poof* 💨👾 in the next five years! That’s right—20% unemployment looming like your ex sliding into your DMs! 😱😩 Forget job fairs, fam! We’re entering the era of AI Dodgeball, where your resume better be *gas* to survive. 🚀💰 But like, are we supposed to just sit back and watch as our jobs get roasted by machines? Nah, fam, we’re not taking this lying down! 🥴💔 💬 "Yeah, bro, I told my mom I’d be a barista. Now I think I’m just gonna train my toaster to serve lattes.” - Some dude who hasn’t realized he’s about to be unemployed But WAIT! 🤖 Hold onto your brain cells because this could lead to the ultimate ascendance of the *freelance gamer* career path. Stonks are rising, baby! 📈👾 Call it a hot take, but in a few years, the new frontier of jobs will be “Professional Cat Video Curator.” 🐱💻 I’m telling you, fr fr, that’s the future we’re heading towards! Buckle up! 🤡💥