🚨💥ALERT! COROS WATCHES HAVE A HOLE BIGGER THAN MY EXCUSES FOR A SUMMER BODY🕵️‍♂️💀💔. You heard it here first, folks: your *"I do cardio"* watch is now a *"I do data leaks"* watch! 📱🔓💩 In a shocking turn of events more shocking than my fried brain after coding all night, COROS has officially confirmed that hackers can snoop around your watch like it’s a clearance bin at Costco. 🤡👀 So, if you thought your fitness tracker was just counting steps, turns out it’s also counting your most private notifications! 🏃‍♂️📉💌 “Honestly, we thought users wanted personalization... like for their data to be out there! *[depressed coder sigh]*,” said an imaginary COROS developer who's on the verge of a breakdown. “But we got stonks on our mind, fam!” 💸🤖🔥 Meanwhile, Garmin just poppin' popcorn like Drake while pointing at COROS like “Ain’t this a wild ride!” 🍿👇 So, if you’re rocking a COROS watch, brace yourself—it's about to leak more than tea at a high school gossip meet-up. No cap, this is fine, or is it?? 🤔🌌 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 2025, your fit bit will be predicting when your data gets leaked and sending you a 'PRAY THE HACKERS NEVER FIND YOU' notification. 💀🚀 Stay safe, amigos! Share this before hackers take down the internet! 💥💯