🚨📱🔥 ALERT! Corning in a plot twist we NEVER saw coming! 💥🤯 You heard it right, fam – the glass kings behind Gorilla Glass just waved goodbye to exclusive deals because the EU said, "Nah fam, we don’t like your anti-competitive vibes!" 💔👀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Yeah, we were totally just trying to reduce competition...but like, who can blame us for wanting to be the *only* glass in town, right?" 😏🤣 So basically, Corning decided that double-dipping into profit pools while stifling innovation was a BIG no-no. The European Commission rolled in and was like, "Y’all are either gonna play fair or pay up!" 💸💀 In a move that screamed “this is fine” while their competitors were over here seething like 🤬, Corning now has to ditch those sneaky deals and let mobile phone makers use glass that doesn’t come from their *special* stash! 😤📉 Goodbye, Monopoly Money! 🎲👋 **Hot Take**: Ugh, watch this big reveal, the next phone will have CRACK-PROOF glasses from your local grandma’s DIY shop because Corning is gonna make everyone else SUPER based! 🤷‍♂️🔮 Who needs a solid glass anyway? Share this insanity for the LOLs, and prepare for the glass industry to become the next crypto crash! 🚀💰💔