🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: CoreWeave is about to snatch Core Scientific faster than a raccoon with a pizza 🍕🦝! I thought we were doing tech updates, but this is starting to look like a bad episode of *Extreme Makeover: Data Center Edition*! 🎢🔧 According to "unnamed sources" (aka Steve in accounting with a coffee addiction ☕️🔍), this sneaky takeover is happening *faster than you can say 'blockchain'*. Core Scientific's shares are on a wild ride—up 30% like they're on a stonks rocket ship 🚀💰. Meanwhile, CoreWeave execs be like, “This is fine” 🔥🛠️ while casually plotting the corporate version of a wedding crashers sequel. 🤖🚀 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: "We thought 'buy low, sell high' was just a meme—turns out it's our entire strategy! 🤪 #Coreception" Also, let’s be real: are we even surprised? This is like watching two friends fight over the last slice of pizza 🍕👀. Who’s going to end up in the “friend zone” while the other one claims the prize? 🔥🧠 Hot take: In 2024, we’re going to see data centers powered by hamsters on treadmills—mark my words! 🐹💥 Get ready for the *data dystopia* folks, cause the tech world just leveled up! 🤯💀💥 #MemeChaos #TechNews