🚨💥 BREAKING: CoreWeave x Poolside Just VIBRATED the Internet 🚀💥 with a **500-acre** Natural Gas-Powered Data Center! 🤠💨 No cap, these tech cowboys are about to TURN UP the heat in Texas with more processing power than a suburban dad at a BBQ with an endless supply of ranch dressing 💰🍗. They're raising **$2B** (yes, that's a B for BRUH) at a **$14B** valuation. Stonks! 📈💵 Imagine coding AI in a data center that could be a stand-in for a dystopian movie set. 🤖🎥 Sounds like the perfect recipe for "The Matrix: Texas Edition." 😂💀 But like, 🤔 why natural gas? Can’t we just throw some solar panels on a ranch and call it a day? Cringe! 🤦‍♂️ This is fine... right? 🔥💩 Insider sources say "We wanted to power our coding with the same green energy as my mother-in-law’s complaints." - Anonymous 😏✌️ But wait! There's more! 💥 I predict this will end in a showdown where AI and ranch cowboys face off in a rematch of “The Last Data Center.” 🤠💥🤖 Hot take: *Next year, we’re looking at AI-powered steers!🐮* Because who needs a driverless car when you have driverless cattle? 🤯 Share this if you want to ride the meme wave into the future! 🌊🔥