🚨🚨 **BREAKING: CoreWeave just dusted off their wallet and dropped a *HULK SMASH* $6 BILLION to build a data center in Lancaster, PA!** 💰💥 That's right, folks, they're rolling in the cash like Scrooge McDuck and it’s about to be raining GPU power! 💻🔥 100MW of pure computing madness, bringing 175 jobs to the area! 🛠️👷‍♂️ Sure, it MAY expand to 300MW, but let’s keep it real: that’s just CoreWeave flexing harder than your cousin’s TikTok dances. 💃 🤖💬 **Leaked Developer Quote (probably):** “We hope to make the data center so powerful, it starts asking us for raises.” 😂 Seriously though, you know OpenAI is gonna run wild in that power like it’s the new Avengers movie! Also, while we're here, how many AI-generated cat memes can we solve with 300MW? Stonks just reached the moon 🚀🌕! Remember, expect CoreWeave employees to be living in the data center taking “Work from Home” to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL. Home? More like *Data Realm* now! 🔥💀 **HOTT TAKE:** In 5 years, that data center will be sentient and running for President. Cope, seethe, or meme your way into the future! Share if you want your job replaced by a robot! 🤡👾👇