
🚨Core Scientific shareholders say "Naw fam" to $9B CoreWeave deal 💸💀—valuation got them like 🤔🤡 #BigOof
🚨BREAKING: Core Scientific Shareholders LOSE IT over $9B CoreWeave Deal! 🚨💔 Okay fam, gather ‘round because this is juicier than a TikTok drama! 😂🤡 Core Scientific Inc. served up a delicious $9 billion takeover bid by CoreWeave Inc., but the shareholders looked at those numbers and said, “Nah, fam, we’re good.” *Drake Pointing Meme* 👈 These shareholders were like, “You think we’re swapping our shiny Core Scientific shares for those sad 0.1235 CoreWeave shares?!” 💀💰 *Stonks meme intensifies* And honestly, can you blame them? They were treating those shares like they were the last slice of pizza at a party—NO ONE is letting that slip away! 🍕 Leaked DEV QUOTE: “This is why we can’t have nice things 😩. Just trying to turn this data center into the CLUBHOUSE of crypto, and now this?!” But fr fr, are we surprised? Every tech merger lately has been like a bad Tinder date—swiping left on valuation like it’s just a tragic crush. 😤💔 🔥🔥Hot take: THIS IS FINE...until CoreWeave emerges as the next blockchain overlord, and Core Scientific turns into a relic of the ancient tech world 🥴. My prediction? In 2025, they’ll be running a quaint little crypto thrift shop – “Gently used shares, only slightly cursed.” 🚀💀 Share this and let’s manifest our chaos! 💥✨
