💥💰🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Core Scientific's hedge fund shareholders are out here playing hard to get! 😱💔 They just might ghost CoreWeave’s all-stock merger bid because it’s looking more like a bad Tinder date than a match made in blockchain heaven. 🚀🤖 So let’s get it straight: CRWV dropped like it's hot 🔥—down over 30% faster than you can say "stonks." 📉💀 Can we get a collective cringe for these poor hedge funds? 🥴 They're demanding “better terms” like they’re negotiating for a $5 million yacht but only have a rusty rowboat. 🛶💸 LEAKED TRANSMISSION from an anonymous “developer” at Core Scientific: “Fellas, if CRWV keeps tanking, I'mma be serving fries at McDonald’s soon. 🙃💪” Meanwhile, the shareholders are basically like Drake pointing at a better deal—“Not this one!” 👀👋 (Meanwhile, they’re coping and seething in their high-rise offices 🤡) Here’s my hot take: these hedge fund peeps are about to realize that their fancy stocks are just paper—y’all might as well start collecting Pokémon cards instead. 💳💥 FINAL PREDICTION: If this merger fails, we’re all just gonna head down the blockchain and buy virtual land on Mars. 🪐💼 I mean, what could go wrong? 🤷‍♂️🚀 #CoreNotMore