🚨 BREAKING: Coralogix and AWS are teaming up in a plot twist more dramatic than any soap opera! 🍿🤯 I guess they finally realized that AI is basically the fancy term for “if the robot doesn't explode, it's a win!” 🎉💥 Let’s be real for a second: “AI observability” sounds like a buzzword generator explosion. 🤖💣 Are we monitoring our reality checks? Because this is the cringe equivalent of getting excited about your mom's new vacuum cleaner! 🔍🧹 According to some totally “leaked” sources (shoutout to Jeff from accounting 💰): “We just wanted to throw more buzzwords in the air and see what sticks – it’s like a startup throwback party!” 😂🔥 I mean, Amazon Bedrock? Sounds like a Minecraft update gone wrong, amirite? 🤪🧱 But hey, while Coralogix and AWS are busy flexing their marketing muscles like they just discovered protein powder, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to use the microwave without blowing a fuse. 💡💀 Prediction time: This collaboration will be the tech world’s equivalent of the avocado toast fad. They’re gonna slap “AI” on everything, and we’ll all be staring at our screens like, “Why am I the one who’s gonna detect the threats while they take our money?” 💸🤡 Like, fr fr, ring the alarm when they decide to sell *AI security toasters*—because that’s where we’re headed. TO THE MOON! 🚀🌙