🚨🎧💸✨ BREAKING NEWS: The AirPods Max are still suffering from a case of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” as Prime Day comes and goes! 🤯💔💰 But fear not, fam! You can snag those shiny over-ear headphones for just $429.99 (that's a holy $120 off, OMG!!!) at Amazon, Best Buy, and Walmart! Stonks are flying higher than that TikTok dance trend that needs to die! 💃📈💀 👀✨ What's even crazier? These things still have the same OG vibes since 2020 — like, did Apple think we wouldn’t notice? "Bro, we just swapped Lightning for USB-C and called it a day," said one “leaked” Apple dev. “It’s basically a Glow-Up Filter for our headphones. 😎💅” And about that $39 USB-C to 3.5mm cable? That’s just Apple saying, “Pay up, plebs!” 😂💀💸 But hey, the sound quality is *chef’s kiss* - perfect if you're trying to cancel out the noise of your bad life choices! 🙌🎤 Hot take: Apple will launch *AirPods Max 2: Electric Boogaloo* next year, featuring... a built-in coffee maker. ☕👽💥 The future is now, folks. Stay mad! 😤🔥✨ #AppleMadness #EarGasm #FOMO